The Things Kinsey Says

Kinsey's happiness is contagious. When she thinks something is funny, you can't help but laugh along with her. For the past couple months I have been writing down some funny things Kinsey says. Sometimes I can't get enough of her chatterbox ways!

Other fun Kinsey facts:

-She is OCD with her blankets. They must be perfectly straight. 

-She will tell me to change the station if she doesn't like a song that is playing in the car. 

-She LOVES when Daddy tells her stories like Goldilocks and the Three Little Pigs.

-She wants to do everything I do--dishes, fold laundry, mop, vacuum, clean toys, wear makeup

-She will wear her flip flops on the wrong feet and when I tell her, she says, "It's okay." 

-Any time her clothes get wet she MUST change them immediately. 

 Kinsey knows Daddy is a doctor and can "fix" her. One day she must have been sore because she said: 

"Daddy didn't adjust my head." 

 Eric: "Kinsey, you need to put the stool away." 

Me: "Oh, that was me."

Kinsey: "It was Cindy!"

 Kinsey: "Ah! Dad, I saw a pirate!"

Eric: "Where?"

Kinsey: "At Disneyland. I want to go back." 

 While I was watching Bachelor in Paradise Eric commented, "Ugh, girls are such drama." Kinsey responded, "No, we are not." 

 After walking outside into the sunshine Kinsey said: 

"It's so sexy out here."

 Eric had a pepper stuck in his teeth, so clearly it warranted this reaction out of Kinsey:

"Are you gonna freak out? Are you gonna cry?"

 Eric to Kinsey: "We should go to Disneyland again." 

Me to all: "No. We're not going."

Kinsey to Eric: "My mommy says I can't go."

 This is my favorite. Watching my friend change her baby boy's diaper Kinsey said matter-of-factly: 

"My daddy has one of those." 

 Screaming from the front door:

"Mailman! Can you come to our house?"

She then proceeded to yell all the fun things she was doing to try to convince him. 

 Whenever Eric and I argue or just talk too loudly for her liking:

"Guys! Guys! Just calm down."

 I spanked Shayla/Scarlett (aka patted their bootie) which made Kinsey mad, so she yelled in defense: 

"Hey, that's my sister!"

 To her sister:

"Holy cow. Stop!"

 "I just look perfect."

 When Eric walked downstairs: 

"Our daddy is leaving us?"

 

"One day I'll get a big, nice kiss. And then I'll wake up." 

Eric and I started cracking up because it sounded like she would wake up from a kissing dream, but she meant the kiss would wake her up like Sleeping Beauty.

 Kinsey being logical to Eric: 

"Your feet are big. You can't dance." 

 Kinsey: "Mommy, I want cake."

Me: "We don't have any cake." 

Kinsey: "Daddy ate it all?!"

We really just didn't have any cake, but if we did have cake it was a good conclusion to jump to. 

 To her sisters when they kept saying dada:

"I'm not Dada. Call me Kinsey." 

 When Kinsey was mad at me for telling her no, she said:

"You're not my best friend anymore. Daddy's my best friend." 

 Kinsey hugged Grandma Walker and without any prompting said this during the hug:

"I don't want Grandma to die." 

 Eric: "Look what Mommy made. It looks good."

Kinsey: "Yes it is. I don't like the flavor."

And a few things Kinsey has said to Eric and me:

"I want a prince to kiss me." 

"I can't live like this!"

"What heck!? The dog is gone!"

"I want a dress so I can get married." 

It sure is easy to love my Kinsey girl.